The Reasons I don’t have a Girlfriend

Tall Dark and handsome, the perfect Indian Guy as they say , some girls even assume .. “iski toh hogi yaar “ .

Whenever I meet a girl, One expected question is   “Why are you Single?”
and my premeditated reply remains the same “Being Single  ... It’s not a Sin, girl “

Being Single doesn’t always implies being desperate, being unhappy, similarly being in a relationship neither ensures happiness nor cures desperation

Fault is not in being alone, it’s in the perspective you see it 

To cope up with this recapitulated question Why are U single?
the simple answer could be I don’t feel like having a girlfriend ,but this answer somehow doesn’t seem satisfactory  to people

“Aisa thodi naa hota hai “, they say.

The sole aim of this Article is to enlist the strong reasons of me not having a life screwer in my life

Well, the strongest I just mentioned.

                                             

 The endless Search of Miss perfect :  it’s believed that  nothing lasts forever , But if I fall in love I would love to be in love till eternity , to make this magical feeling last forever  the girl needs to be an angel  ,the one who enlightens my dreams, the one with the magical smile, the one who makes me fall for her, the one who makes me sing, the one who makes me believe every romantic song is inspired from my life, the one who makes me feel there is something more than the physical attraction  .

As in a modern teenage relationship, here the search is not for a girl to show off  and jhaankibaaji   stuff, Its   Actually for the Love of life.

                                            

My Pocket Money is not Enough for the "double Expenses": the one who denies the fact “Yaar ladkiyan bohat kharcha karwati hain “ has probably never been in a relationship.

Ok.. so I wanna watch a Movie , I will have to buy two tickets .

Cant u ask for her ticket expenses? , asks a friend.
well, how could I let go this chance of making an strong impression on her by saying “Ladkiyan mere hote hue pay karein , ye mujhe pasand nahi”.

And then I would order the meal at the multiplex itself which I would have never preferred over “bake samose aur lassi” outside the mall.

“itne kharche me toh mai khud 2 muvies aur dekh leta “.

Now the choice is yours, take a hug and miss two of your favourite action movies or you may choose to get a quality life.

Cheers to those who preferred the  second option. !!!

                                                

I don’t know how to break the FRIENDZONE:

If  FriendZone was Chakravyuh, I would be  Abhimanyu .. I know a thousand ways to enter, but not a single one to escape 

After a long research and testing hundreds of cases I could conclude  that Girls have a tendency to Judge guys , and they have a very simple formula
Hit on me implies you’re “Chep”
if U don’t implies  you’re Rude

So, I guess I should spend more time sorting out the ways to break this infinite loop

                                               

                                                                 

I don’t Trust in modern Relationships but the Classical Ones:

(Caution: Technical Shit Ahead)
these modern day relationships are damn complicated, first its tough to reckon who is with whom?

And later, who dumped whom?.

And even worst are the cases of one sided Secret Crushes it’s like a DFA with only one state,

What is Initial is the final, and believe me it’s the Trap as well.

Well, if I was so good at handling stuffs with Complexity, ADA and DS were Cakewalk.  Unfortunately,This is not the case.

  I want to keep it as simple as this,

“I want a relationship where I feel like the luckiest guy ever, and My partner in crime, Luckiest girl on the Globe.”

It has to be the Awesome Mutual feeling.

The day I get a glimpse of it getting satisfied would be one of the greatest days of my life.

                                                           -THE END- :) 

                                                 (thanks for reading, KCKR')